Jose Bautista is having a breakout year. It currently places him seven home runs ahead of five-time all-star Miguel Cabrera, with 35.This success is surprising to fans who have witnessed Bautista hit 0-16 home runs a season. His 43 since April is almost triple what he had at last seasons end.

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Leafs GM Brian Burke has obviously lost his watch. Otherwise, he would have been among the thousands of Torontonians keeled over in pain as the clock struck midnight on Aug. 15. Burke was likely fast asleep at that fateful moment, as Tomas Kaberle’s no trade clause kicked back in.