It’s always important to fuel up after a workout, but Rex’s Den just isn’t the place to feast. For one of their specials, Rex the Raccoon crawls into the Foley Hall dumpster for ingredients, then throws it on a plate and calls it an Angry Poutine.

Beach season is coming fast, so how about you put down your management textbooks and head to the gym for “Raaahn”-onomics 101 (Jersey Shore reference FTW). Let your aesthetics make up for your lack of wheeling abilities.

The gym is really the only place on campus where you can rip a fart and nobody can hear you. Everyone has their headphones on and the smell is unnoticeable thanks to the scent of the guy who just can’t figure out how to turn his treadmill down.

With cold weather comes the sea of Timmies cups sprinkled around campus (to top off the layer of cigarette butts), but must we stare at our phones and sway to the background music in unison while in line?

What can be said about the Leafs that a drunken hockey team can’t re-enact after a night of Super Bowl drinking games? Seriously, though, Dion Phaneuf’s slapshot accuracy is lower than the PSYA01 class average.

Ever have that one guy/girl on campus you have never talked to, yet you always wave to each other in the hallway? You can’t explain that. #UTSCmemereference

Linsanity! Linning! Jeremy Lin is the New York Knickerbockers’ and the NBA’s token Asian-American, but have we already forgotten about Brian “The Fiery Wonder” Scalabrine, the league’s most prolific redhead? Legend says for every basket he sinks, he loses a freckle…too bad the bench varnish is sticking to his Boston Celtic shorts.

When it’s time to do the ‘carry the lady-friend/BFF of the opposite sex up to the bedroom,’ make sure your room is clean. Last thing you want is the girl offering to clean your room while you sit on your bed admiring her slightly erotic polka dot undergarments.