The Underground opened up their pages for students at UTSC to freely express their deepest (and sometimes creepiest) messages of love this Valentine’s Day.

From the hot dog guy to Professor Katherine Larson, these messages show (contrary to popular belief), UTSC kids have no lack of lovin’.

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Nasir hotdog king

stands tall cooks through frigid sleet

raises cholesterol

Anonymous

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“To hippie professor. A girl in a pink sweater told me you taught a course on drugs (especially crack) and that mixing coke with alcohol makes you drunk faster. (My friend said this is false.) Do you teach here at UTSC/even exist? I might consider taking your class ”

Anonymous

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“To tall Asian male who exudes confidence: are you actually my ‘Tyler Durden’? I am Jack’s shy inner kid who idolizes you. Make me into a man. No homo. (Well, maybe a little.)”

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To the Winner of my heart

From then till now my sweet hearted companion, its always been you. Believe me, trust me. Take my hand and stay with me. Your my only love.. Marry me.

Love, Your Sunshine

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To: Aasma, Maria, Mursel, Zainab

Flowers are many,

But roses are the best.

Friends are many,

But you are the best.

Happy Valentine’s Day to my Dearest Friends!

I wanted to brighten your day, just like how you guys brighten mine.

I love you all a lot and hope we all remains friends forever .

From: Eram

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To my beloved,

Attractive person,

Not only on the outside.

Geek with a fruit love.

Elegant and refined taste;

Leader of our tomorrow.

Happy Valentines Day!

xoxox

From yours truly.

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‘”For you Bree,

Thinking of you every day and night,

During my shifts you’ll be on my mind.

Waiting through 401 traffic just to see your face,

The things we’ll do once I’m at your place.

Through the wind, through the cold,

I’ll still love you when we’re old.

Happy Valentines Day,”

- X

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To my favourite paramedic,

I love the funny way you hold my hand, and how you say random things

when you’re half asleep on the phone. In short, I love everything

about you. Yes, even your “ocd” tendencies. Comes with the territory

right? Haha just kidding, love you bb.

-Creepy

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Dear XELA,

I’m trying to hide my feelings avec un masque because I know this is so wrong.

You’re a flirt and you know it.

I hope I get over you soon,

because my coeur is in a blender each time I see you.

From,

URB17

P.S. Your Tee Rocks

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She?s unlike any girl I?ve ever met,

A one of a kind beauty I can?t forget.

One of her smiles could fill my heart,

I wish I had told her from the start.

My love is young. My love is to B.

I only hope one day she’ll love me.

-n

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To Ruth G,

I saw your picture on Facebook and I just can’t get you outta my head. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my dreams all night. Even though you don’t know me, I wouldn’t mind driving you to school since I know you take the TTC. I’ll see you in Ecology class (but you won’t see me).

Love,
Your secret admirer aka creepy brown guy

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To the Underground editors:

Roses are red, violets are blue

You publish my stories and let me camp in your office every day,

And that’s why I love you!

Anonymous

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Dear You

You’re a big doofus; I can’t believe how socially clueless you are. This Valentine’s Day, I hope you wise up and realize how crazy in love with you I am.

-Me

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Professor Maggie Cummings

You are every young man’s dream: a hot, older woman who is incredibly smart. You’re the reason I took ANTA02 three times!!

Love,

Your number one student crush!

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Dear Bob

I don’t care that you’re wide; your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! Hope you come play in my yard this V-Day!!

-Blondie

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Dear S

You’re crazy-beautiful, and don’t deserve to be treated like anything less than a queen. Always remember how amazing you are; if no one else notices, remember that I most certainly do J

Happy Valentine’s Day

M